'The Onion' Reports Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Ground (VIDEO)
"Republicans want the curse to hold so they can paint Obama as being soft on poltergeists..."
How many times have we heard that argument from a pundit's mouth? Ok, just the one. But it seems like something we've heard before. The "Onion News Network's" parody of talk show round tables, "In The Know", almost always offers a spot-on deconstruction of great moments in punditry. However, this one, with its premise that all of America's problems can be traced to the country having been built on an ancient Indian burial ground, is near-perfect.
Where is Congresswoman JoBeth Williams when you need her?